Hmm, so my launch 60GB fat ps3 won’t eject a disk. The fan test doesn’t work on the launch model so my options are…open it up? I tried “bumping” another disk into the drive to dislodge it but it doesn’t hit anything.
When I press the eject button it makes noise like it’s trying to eject and the disk goes away on the XMB so it thinks it has ejected it. When I hold down on eject it tries several times but no luck. While doing that it has a green light and blue flashing light that eventually goes solid. Trying to eject while the system is in standby only gives me 3 beeps.
I knew I was on borrowed time with it as it’s a launch fat but I’m actually somewhat sad if this is the end of it, lol. So unceremonious.
 I should note everything else seems to be fine. The game works and everything functions normally. It didn’t hard shutdown and no ylod (yet).