Let me tell you about the time he grounded me from playing Nintendo. Like a smart ass I went and started playing my genesis and when he heard the noise he came storming downstairs. I explained to him it wasn’t a Nintendo, it was a SEGA.
I went to buy some cigarettes for my sister a couple of years back and the lady behind the counter asked my age to which I replied “33”. To which her response was “I don’t fucking think so!”. She didn’t even think I was 18…
I wouldn’t have minded but I didn’t have any id at the time and there were a couple of cute a hell girls in the line behind me!